lesfemmefatale:

GPOY: Mouth like a sailor edition

Yeah I could do that

Honestly, I’m not too fond of snacks, especially towards the middle of the night, but if I had to pick, I’d say a crunch wrap supreme from taco bell. Fourth meal, genius.

Charlie Chaplin and Helen Keller. - Imgur

and he tries

oh my god do i try!

I’m not quite sure what horrible, yet minuscule, event happened to you today that you decided to move your hot-headed temper tantrum in my general direction.  Big brother, I love you without a doubt.  You are my only sibling, and my best friend, disregarding the first 15 years of sibling rivalry and hatred, as well as the other bff’s we all encounter in life.  Your work schedule and my college/work schedules only allow us to see one another for a couple of hours per week, even though we live under the same roof.  With that said, keep your passive aggressive temper and completely unnecessary rudeness away from my joyful moment of finally having time with you.  And the next time you tell our friends in front of me that Mom considers you the favorite in that snide tone of voice, consider your balls kneed.

Love,

Lil’ Sis xoxo

my tummy and my brain are both now filled

Screw teaching kids to be racists.  I’d rather teach my kid to love napping - it’s wonderful.

At first, I was like “Oh my gawd.” … and then I died laughing

This saying is STILL relevant in my life. Gotta love Cartoon Network’s shows in the 90’s.